posted on Jun 10, 2022
🌈 Happy Pride month! 💲
From your friends at Oscorp™.
Image description:
Panel 1, a rainbow titled “OSCORP PRIDE!” hovers over a naughty, smiling Mr. Osborn. Panel 2, Osborn holds pins stating “she/her”, “they/them” with the lesbian flag and transgender flag color schemes on each one respectively. "We like to celebrate Pride by replacing a downer RIOT with FUN SHOPPING SPREE. For starters, buy a pronoun pin with flag colors we stole from YOUR COMMUNITY without compensating the creators!“. Panel 3, Osborn holds up a rainbow spider-man comic. "REPRESENTATION MATTERS! So we’ll make one gay fake cartoon background character, and kill'em so we don’t have to write'em again! REAL GAY HUMAN WORKERS will be ABUSED and UNDERPAID. Then we’ll donate profits to politicians who actively campaign for HOMOPHOBIC RACIST WORLD DESTROYING SHIT!”. Panel 4, Osborn hugs his nervously smiling son. “We even added an O to OLGBTQ for OSCORP! Cuz at Oscorp, you queers are like FAMILY! See my son Harry here? He’s one o’ them TRANSEXUALS. Now that’s visibility!” Panel 5, Norman punches Harry. “Say THANK YOU to corporations for even paying ATTENTION to your PATHETIC ASS!” Harry’s tooth is falling out, yet he states “Thank you Daddy!”. Panel 6, Osborn drives a tank. “Don’t forget! We only care about HOMOs once a year, but the military-industrial entertainment complex is FOREVER! There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, so just GIVE UP and GIVE IN to the capitalist fandom that ties CONSOOMerism to IDENTITY! Corporate Pride RULES!”
