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Just Gorly Things is a comic for adults. There are bad words and discussions of cartoon buttholes.

4 panel comic titled 'Gay Animals'. 'The homosexual animal kingdom contains many clades. Let's examine some common ones you might see at da night club...' First panel - Pup! Depicting 38 year old Albert Wesker backing his ass up on 25 year old Chris Redfield as seen in Resident Evil 1. Chris is smooth and unhairy and has a thinking face on. 4 panel comic titled 'Gay Animals'. 'The homosexual animal kingdom contains many clades. Let's examine some common ones you might see at da night club...' First panel - Pup! Depicting 38 year old Albert Wesker backing his ass up on 25 year old Chris Redfield as seen in Resident Evil 1. Chris is smooth and unhairy and has a thinking face on.
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Gay Animals

posted on Apr 08, 2026

We're on Code Veronica now as for our Resident Evil playthrough. Very enchanted by how different Chris looks in every single game. He goes from just some guy in RE1, to getting a neck thicker than his head in RE5. Meanwhile Wesker looks the same, he just gains some wrinkles before he does the big hamburger time.

In an effort to update this webcomic more often, I will allow myself to inject some "fan comics" along with the OCs in here too. I have observations on the fujo condition!!! Because my taste in ships is so predictable even if it's fan ships or OCs, it's funny to call myself out on this.

Image description:4 panel comic titled 'Gay Animals'. 'The homosexual animal kingdom contains many clades. Let's examine some common ones you might see at da night club...' First panel - Pup! Depicting 38 year old Albert Wesker backing his ass up on 25 year old Chris Redfield as seen in Resident Evil 1. Chris is smooth and unhairy and has a thinking face on. "While often seen as young and submissive, the BDSM pup subculture emphasizes playfulness regardless of age! They go well with a handler to socialize them." Panel 2 - Otter! 39 year old Wesker is backing his ass up against Chris, now age 26 as depicted in Code Veronica, with slightly more arm hair and stubble. He has one T-virus injection in his back. Lean and hairy dudes that may lean towards the "boy-next-door" can be otters. Do not confuse with tiny smooth twinks! Panel 3 - Wolf! 48 year old Wesker is backing his ass up against Chris, now age 35 as depicted in RE5, with twice as much muscle and 2 T-virus injections in his back. Chris looks red and angry now. "Wolves are on the muscular and athletic side, and known for their aggression. Panel 4 - Bear! Chris age 48 is now fully naked and extremely large and hairy, taking up the entire panel. His eyes are darkened with anger. He has 3 T-virus injections in his back. He is grabbing tiny Wesker as a cat, age 61, by the neck and choking him. Fully mature and bulked up, bears are big ol' hairy dudes with various degrees of fat and muscle.

2nd page of "Gay Animals" is a 4 panel comic explaining more terms. Panel 1 and 2 - Neko, "CAT" - and Wank, "doggy". It shows a sphynx cat stretching and looking mad down at a silly looking golden retriever, mirroring my OCs Vicky stretching like the cat, and Angus looking silly like the dog. Neko's text reads, "submissive, passive, or bottom depending on who you ask. Typically "bottom" in BL comix. Can be any personality type. I personally like a bitchy neko.". Wanko comes with two speech bubbles from Angus, saying "Howdy Boss!", and him barking "WAN WAN!". "Devoted, loyal, playful...sweet, obedient, protective, obsessive, even vicious! Good AND bad dogs are welcome. Panel 3, Tachi. Illustrated are Liv in a schoolgirl outfit brandishing a long sword. She holds onto Anise's shoulder, but Anise looks disinterested at her fingernails. "Lead actor, or longsword. Believe it or not, swords are animals. Tachi is "top" to neko's "bottom". More common in IRL slang." Panel 4, Kemonomimi. "Animal Ears - Humanoid characters with some animal traits. Mousegirls and puppgirls are popular in transfeminine spaces. (insert drawings of Ashley Graham from RE4 as a screaming mouse and worried dog). Catgirls are a perennial gooner favorite (insert drawing of catboy Jerma). And horsegirls are gaining speed for nerds! (insert drawing of an Uma Musame horse Gold Ship but with a horse head instead of a human head).